I hate random = funny.

Luckily I love absurdist humour so random is actually pretty funny.

Sounds like a bad high-fantasy male name.

If you rearrange the letters in hell you get rhel. Coincidence?

Just paint your foot??

You say that but every time you make a void function that takes no arguments all the mathmaticians in a 12 mile radius combust.

That’s not a justification, Israel is also killing Iranian gay people…

“Yeah x might be less than 10 but just in case check if it’s less than 30.”

There are two types of programmers.

// comment
if(condition) {
  // comment1
  if(condition1) {
    // comment2
    if(condition2) {
      printf("hello, world\\n");
    }
  }
}

and

// comment
if(!condition) {
  return;
}

// comment1
if(!condition1) {
  return;
}

// comment2
if(!condition2) {
  return;
}

printf("hello, world\\n");

And one is objectively correct.

OPEC.

I cast “when you go to work/school tomorrow your boss/teacher will have everyone check each other’s browser history as office/class team-building exercise.”

To be fair, windows does save its license key on ROM. It writes to the read-only memory. So it could.

If it doesn’t matter anyway in the end then why not make it better for now?

Small stuff like “not comitting a genocide” won’t impact anyone after humanity declines so we might as well not commit genocide, no? Same for climate change.

Sure you may not want to do it but why insult people who want and enjoy doing it. Especially if you truly believe their actions don’t change anything.

“But what about the American dream?”

“It’s a propreitery time-measurement standard”

Physicist philosopher vs mathmatician theologist.

When I walk around in my uni people openly talk about using chatgpt to pass their classes. When I ask for help on some lecture groupchat first 4 answers are “I just used chatgpt.”

They gave me a whole speech about how they take academic dishonesty so seriously at the beginning but I am honestly just disappointed now. Even using solution manuals make you considered a “good student”

You get to change wallpaper maybe.

Horny.

I am working at an Amazon company’s warehouse that specifically stores food items.

The amount of shit we throw in trash just because “packaging is slightly off” makes me angry and just one day of bad management spoils enough food to feed entire family.

There is no air conditioning or fridge. It’s summer in Texas so if we delay a single day, half the items go bad. There are dairy products here. (And people in border of heatstroke but that’s another topic.)

“Yo dude checkout my secret rock spot, it’s 13 kilometers over there”