Makes one wonder what’s the purpose of life for the generation that doesn’t have TV

Only open the email client when ready to process mails. Disable notifications.

Come on, it’s our best friends the Israeli government. At worst, maybe there were one or two war misdemeanors. Nothing to blow out of proportion.

"SKIP_HOST_UPDATE": true

https://xkcd.com/1287/

This is obviously the travel sized variant

It’s clearly from 1995 as per the plucky Word art, so it’s bound to be a repost by now.

Categorical imperative.

Cut the Rope × shibari.

Running a marathon must be tough. I say that because it’s physically draining, not because it’s hard; I mean, it’s not exactly brain surgery is it?

Can you daisy chain those?

and a boot to the head

Yeah, the whole changing your underwear every week? I found it out to be unnecessary as well.

…I am evil. But not because I’m black!

Don’t skip cheek day

https://civilization.fandom.com/wiki/XCOM_Squad_(Civ5)

Tiny Plaid Ninjas

https://xkcd.com/555/