Fuckin’ couches, killin’ Popes. That’s the JD way.

That’s got big “Charlie Sheen” energy.

I don’t think they’re as “closeted” as they used to be.

Being ran by the guy who wrote an extremely cringe children’s book about him and Trump fighting Hillary Clinton?

Oh God. It also seems that there are two sequels.

I don’t care if it’s 1, 2, or I’m done and washing my hands: don’t talk to me in the bathroom.

I really don’t understand why a “peace treaty” is being brokered by a third party, seemingly without the input of one of the actual warring sides.

Unionizing, the forming a union for bargaining power, is written just like un-ionizing, relating to electrical charges, typically for use in chemistry and physics.

This should’ve been his “AL Capone” moment.

They repurposed a thimble.

It really isn’t hard to extract pure capsaicin from peppers. Slap that shit in a bottle with alcohol, get a pressurized sprayer, and then let 'em have it.

Shuger. Water.

They probably don’t charge money for that service though, and that’s a better idea.