Well, to be fair, they already said they would die for their family. All of the other things would just interfere with that.

Was at a public toilet. Now life is even shorter.

We do not shit on the couch. We do not barf hairballs onto the carpet.

When you are dyslexic and address the christmas letter to the wrong person

Well, if it would only print black, you could not see the text!

Wow, looks amazing!

Lately I have been a huge fan of Zartweizen, you can just use them in nearly any way you would use noodles or even sometimes rice. Also great in salads or soups.

Which country do you plan to move to?