The religious doctrine of the Church Of Inbox Zero is very clear that this is a zero sum game.

You’ve got excellent taste in partners.

You paid that much for a watch that looks like you steal from your grandad?

Hey, I just appreciate that so many people who are trying to waste my time aren’t subtle.

It’s kind of weird how everyone seemingly wears their agenda on their sleeve around here. Like there’s one fella who only ever talks about hydrogen cars and they post almost nothing else. I think they blocked me.

Everyone with an agenda is super over the top about it, and I kinda like it that way.

It’s hilarious that EM thinks we were waiting for him to get mad at Trump to realize what a monster he is. They’re both disasters and it’s the most obvious shit in the world.

It made them uncomfortable, and whatever the law actually says, nothing is more illegal than making rich white people uncomfortable.

I am the cat and the pickles, he said without a hint of levity

Edit: however, they appear to be fresh cucumbers

Damn it she’s asleep I’ll have to show her this one later. Hmm. “Hey babe, check it out they made a statue of you…”

Edit: she said “Oh, I’m white?”

It’s important to have shared culture. Even if that culture is on par with the gut biome of a mung jumping aficionado

Wiki: The New Orleans massacre of 1866 occurred on July 30, when a peaceful demonstration of mostly Black Freedmen was set upon by a mob of white rioters, many of whom had been soldiers of the recently defeated Confederate States of America, leading to a full-scale massacre.[4] The violence erupted outside the Mechanics Institute, site of a reconvened Louisiana Constitutional Convention.[5] According to the official report, a total of 38 were killed and 146 wounded, of whom 34 dead and 119 wounded were Black Freedmen. Unofficial estimates were higher.[6] Gilles Vandal estimated 40 to 50 Black Americans were killed and more than 150 Black Americans wounded.[7] Others have claimed nearly 200 were killed.[2] In addition, three white convention attendees were killed, as was one white protester.[8]

Tangentially, why the fuck were confederates allowed to keep their political offices? The mayor at the time was a reinstated pro-confederacy Democrat. Unhung traitors truly are the death of a republic.

This must seem hella deep if you don’t know the word “authoritarian”

Counterpoint, let’s get up in arms and freak out about dictators way before they train a dog to rape us

Small wonder, I’ve read something like fifty of his books at least once. More often twice.

Watched Lupin III and the Castle of Cagliostro with my kid earlier, he really clicked with it

I’ve always been unreasonably bothered by that

I bet these ass burps would be partial to a USS Eddie Gallagher.

The really crucial thing is to have enemies who are subordinate to an Ethics Review Board.

May you ride eternal, shiny and chrome. I solved that shit by moving somewhere with trains, but you’re on the money. My last car didn’t even have power windows.

That’s crap. If you’re gonna give my kid a proper customizable soundboard so they can get creative with how they fuck with me at least that’s something. This is just lord of the flies conch shell shit