Aren’t you the one who knows cool animal facts?

I might have to try this next time. Might just stick to the King Arthur Flour ratios I like to use, but no oil. Trick is probably not to overmix.

Of course the only reply to this is a “srs leftist” who immediately proclaims you an enemy for shit you didn’t say

We can’t have leftist unity because the right has never run short on useful idiots

No oil in your batter? I wanna know more. Doesn’t that make the pancakes too chewy?

A stainless or carbon steel pan will take to the cold oil method first time. Cast iron will depend on the quality; some come preseasoned, but the quality of that varies a lot too.

I got my first nice CI skillet about five years ago and daily driving it. I talk a good game about steel pans but I just don’t enjoy them as much. You build their seasoning, it works perfectly once, then it’s gone. There’s no relationship, no satisfaction in getting a fried egg to slide freely about the pan.

Sometimes I forget others haven’t accepted tea towels into their heart. I’ve got a dozen or more cloth towels around the house for mopping up. It all comes out in the wash. Cotton ones won’t burn readily, so they’ll dry out a hot oily pan no problem.

Paper towels work fine. Just make sure they’re pure paper and not mixed with synthetics or weird scents or whatever.

It’s an emulsion, butter is basically cheat codes

Hell yeah buddy

I want to shun you but it seems like you’re struggling enough 😑

It’s the simplest thing in the world with a stainless pan. Bring up the heat, add in some oil, wait for it to smoke, wipe it out with a cloth, in with cold oil, add in your food. It won’t stick.

My wife every single night. Poor thing can’t wait until morning.

Hear me out: two different sizes

I once did this during an end of term Spanish competition. I was a D student all term long, but at the end of it one girl jokingly proposed. I was a rock star.

Been chasing that dragon for the last two decades.

Could have sworn I didn’t vote Tory. Fucking bugger

The US is, what, 40% farmland and another 13% wilderness. Add to that the 13th amendment and the most imprisoned populace per capita?

The US is absolutely an agrarian slave economy.

Remember when they used to at least pretend to let us pick?

It doesn’t matter, you send multiple body doubles who are playing coy and could actually be the real one. Schroedinger’s autocrat.

A ritual excommunication? I wish we had a transcript. Were you abjured?

Cosigners of genocide.

If you’re a lawyer, people usually think you’re a cunt. They’re usually right.

Oh good. At least he’s a massive loser as well as a massive loser