Once Bitten, Joe vs the Volcano, and Mortal Kombat are all way better movies than they should have been.

I’d watch it for the Europe-heavy soundtrack alone, but the film is a damned masterpiece.

Square hogs! Yeah, it’s fair to say I loved this one from the start.

Gotta have room to fly downstairs to the kitchen for that late night glass of water.

I made it 12 minutes before I went and grilled up some chili dogs. This was fantastic. The coverage was perfect.

Scrolling past, I thought that was a hippo in a blue hood. Now I feel bad for laughing.

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That family in particular would have banked everything on mom. I know families (plural) where mom will wake everyone up when it is their turn for the bathroom. And families share cell providers, so a major vendor shitting the bed would most likely take out all of them. That happens more than it should. Same with power and no charge. It seems like everyone’s phone is on empty by the end of the evening. This is at least as probable as nobody’s alarm clock having a battery backup. They all had them in the 90s, unless you were using a mechanical alarm clock, whick would have worked. At any rate, the alarm clock fail was just one of many problems here. This is a family who managed to not notice one of their kids miss an international flight.

Mom forgot she turned her notifications to silent to watch a movie the night before. Mom got no sleep and hit snooze. Mom forgot to charge her phone and it died. Dad tripped over the charging cable and knocked it out. Power went out and the phone didn’t charge so it died. Heck, you could even have a carrier fuck up maintenance and knock out cell service across the country for their customers.

Also had problems with his choice of dog names

Or Kevin is eight years old and his parents reasonably assume he is too young to have a cell phone.

I did three days once and was still lucid. Wasn’t even really tired, so I even went clubbing until 5am on the last night. I could have stayed up longer, but I had no reason to be up anymore, so I got four or five hours of sleep and was back on schedule. Some people just can’t do that kind of thing, and it seems to be easier for others. Dude from China sounds like a machine though. I’d guess be was the right combination of the kind of person who doesn’t require a lot of sleep and stubborn as hell.

Ok, this is brilliant.

Did you read your own article? It defines the Stripper Index as including all forms of sexual labour.

McRib comimg back!

Dude might have been drunk. If it isn’t intentional, it’s usually a case of too drunk or too old.

Aussie pilot.

How the fuck he fold towels?