Yeah no shit.

Reform.

Lucky bastard, can you like abduct me or something?

No, he’s not constipated; he actually shits himself so the situation is quite the opposite.

First one to help this tortoise gets their penis cut.

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Shit in the glove compartment to assert dominance.

I think I have your nudes lying around here somewhere…gimme a minute

Prolly has a big weenie tho

I checked out Revanced and it looks helpful thanks for that info.

You can use it through chrome without ads sure but it works like hot garbage.

I stopped using YouTube years ago. Fuck that shit.

Until we’re all dead I presume.

Maybe because they were stepping on their own fucking pants.

Don’t forget hemp

The last time when the Republicans tried it that wasn’t the case. So we know it’s at least possible.

That would be a dumb place to start a rebellion. The capital is just below a bunch of liberal states it could be a quick in and out; Minecraft oof the traitors, and leave the presidential succession line to someone capable of not killing us all.

Cock and ball torture or sex 2 you choose

The us tends to get tired and pull out of any war it starts particularly gorilla wars; why would this be any different?

Suffering and loosers?