Our only hope for saving American democracy is that there are still other Republicans that can think of nothing worse than losing an ounce of power to someone else.

I like to ask them which letter of DEI they think is the worst one and watch them realize they can’t answer without being a bad person.

I feel like he always looks like that. He always looks like he’s guilty and looking for an exit or coming up with the next lie. I can’t imagine living like that

Why does the wall in the bathroom say “it wasn’t me”?

Yore onto something, it’s a strategy that’s never failed in America

Cheese is better than every vegetable. Especially melted cheese. That’s certainly not an unpopular opinion or a weird take.

Peas + gravy is a weird palate mate, there’s a reason you can only find it in 1 place.