Final Remix

Buy Nestle’s hidden-branded renamed shit instead! That’s not literally just stolen tap water!

I don’t even know anymore. Grading in green is ragebait.

Oh, not multiple car lanes, no. Just the pedestrian/bike throughway, I guarantee, will have a nonzero amount of drivers on it. Hence why I put lanes in quotes.

More than one “lane” you could turn into or out to. People are idiots, so you gotta remember how had bad things could get.

I lived in a place with a basic circle put in to “smooth” traffic on a small-but-main avenue, and they had a town hall meeting, YouTube tutorial, and a hands-on workshop on how to navigate a regular circle. People still came to the thing, put a left signal on, and pulled straight into oncoming traffic because they wanted to go that way. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

Hey now. That’s…

*checks notes*

antisemitic to mention…?

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Can confirm. My grad mentor’s grad mentor used green because he’d read a paper that green causes more eye strain and he thought it’d be hilarious to grade in green.

I grade in green because it drives my students nuts.

Agreed, this is ultimately fantastic news, if true. Fuck that guy and I hope his various organs just give up one by one. Or all at once. He’s a wildly destructive loser of a man.

That explains the awful table.

He was a lousy carpenter according to scholars: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OclYAJhyNY0

Israel needs a series of bitchslaps.

Happy Birthday Lisa is better anyway.

No. The guy had one bad hair day and violently raped his wife over it. (Blamed her for a botched “scalp lift”)

The man’s a walking travesty, but it wouldn’t be nearly as worth it to make fun of him over it if he wasn’t so unconscionably vain.

I reuse assignments between similar classes, because maybe those classes share a learning objective and that assignment is just gangbusters.

In cases where students take both (which, we actively discourage because of the similarity of courses), I have my team require the students, for example, use a different person as their subjects for the two assignments.

At best, this senile fuck is a used car salesman. It’s just that the cult of personality around him is comprised of people dumber than he is.

True, but it was accurate enough, it tripped the automod. That takes skill.

I love that he got in trouble for doing a cover of Bad Guy that was close enough to get an instant strike, and part of it involved hitting his couch with a pillow.

Between Project 2025, the Butterfly whatever-it’s-called, and Don’s obvious and worsening dementia, we’re spiraling into the first half of the 20th century.

Correction: his foster parents are dead.

Not gonna lie… i’m such a 90s guy, my brain immediately went to Wingdings for those tats…