

Reddit had an AMA with a Bank Robber ten years ago that they’ve since deleted for corpo purity reasons 😂
Here’s the big points from it:
- Banks don’t care about losing amounts under 5k.
- Security won’t stop you if you don’t have a visible weapon.
- Worst they do is lock the door, so bring a hammer.
- the goal is to get in, and get the teller to give you a couple grand asap, then leave under 10 minutes.
- Guy did this to at least 5 different banks (all different companies) in one day, once a month, for several months.
He eventually got caught because of the money he had, not because his face was on every security camera.
He recommends not doing this, as do I, as it’s just not worth it.
But just in case you wanted to know how it was done a decade ago, fuck Reddit, here’s the details they recently deleted.
Boomers: Had a functioning government that raised minimum wage 11 times over 20 years. (Because popular policies could be enacted in their functioning government).
Millenials: Had a corporate controlled government that couldn’t raise minimum wage once in 20 years. (Because popular policies are never enacted by corporate backed politicians).
You: Study everything you can that isn’t about how capitalism strangled every American child’s collective futures, and will grow to do the same across the world.
No offense, but how about we study what’s removing our opportunities so we still have them in 20 years instead of chasing whatever’s next to be cast off the oligarchs table.