New testament, find all mentions of “Jesus”, replace with “Trump”. Bind in cheap tacky looking gold coloured covering, maybe a us flag sticker attached. The patriot Bible, in the description go on a tirade with mispellings and caps about how some bibles are traitor bibles, how the world could end at any minute and they should get one of these for everyone in the family.

60 quid each, but if they buy 20 it’s only 800! It’s only marginally more blasphemous than the Trump Bible, but I’d still find it funny of people bought it.

Then they’ll just continue his work. It’s not like he came up with any of it. None of this is an original thought. They’re just seeing how little push back they get and moving to the next step.

He could die in the most widely documented self inflicted injury at age 100 and I wouldn’t put it past people to consider it a conspiracy