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  • My dad was a racist homophobe that voted red every election because it was “the Christian thing to do.” He’d constantly preach to us about how the bible said gay people go to hell and he’d always say things like “Now I’m not racist but <insert very racist statement here.>” and then look at us children for approval of his hateful shit and we did because we were raised that way. It wasnt until all 3 of us entered our teenage years and started arguing with him about it pretty much daily and eventually him dating a woman who had a gay brother for him to start changing his mind about that stuff. Now he’s super left leaning and doesnt say hateful shit anymore. Idk if he honestly had a change of heart or if he just noticed the times were changing


  • At my school no one took shits because if you did anyone else in the bathroom would laugh and call you out by name if they could figure out who was in the stall “HAHA he’s taking a shit in there!” I was so self concious about it until senior year when I stopped caring about it








  • Idk if this is really “rebellious” but I asked my dad if I could hang out with a cousin at like 11pm. He was half asleep and agreed so I left. We partied by a lake until like 3am on a school night and my cousin was so drunk he was on all fours trying to eat grass when the cops got us because he thought it would hide the scent of booze. I didnt drink a whole lot because I was playing guitar with a girl I was looking to hookup with so the cop let me call my dad on account that I was able to remember my SSN (weird for a cop to ask that I know) and my dad just asked me if I told the cop if I’d had anything to drink and I said “no” and he said “good, dont ever tell them you did anything.”



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    15 days ago

    I got a 2 liter pepsi bottle and filled it with a bunch of crazy shit to try and make a potion. Things like toothpaste and ketchup and a bunch of other horrible stuff. Seeing it coagulate inside like some sort of homunculus made me think I was really onto something