Humans were less expensive than watermelons back then.

The ol’ incest triangle.

Ahhh, and here I thought she got ‘1992’ tattooed to commemorate the year that Mae Jemison became the first black woman to go to space.

Genetics is, in fact, a science, and it allows for offspring to grow to be bigger than their parents.

Oh my God that’s evil. Better hope the Microsoft execs don’t see this.

It’s easy, you just have to sign up for Microsoft’s CD burning app for $6.99/month. Make sure to have your credit card, social security number, and birth certificate handy when you setup your account. You just have to watch a short advertisement before burning each CD.

Normally the main rotor’s range of motion is intentionally limited such that this can’t happen, but through a combination of rapid changes in pitch and extreme control inputs, the main rotor can flex enough to contact the tail boom.

What fucking dystopian timeline is this, where a social media company has military ambitions? I was hoping for the Idiocracy version where I can get a handjob at Starbucks.

Promo for the new Texas Chainsaw Massacre reboot.

These AI-generated pictures are getting out of hand.

Bought my first gun ever immediately after the November election. When anyone brings up the stock market these days I tell them I’m investing in seeds, fresh water, and ammunition.

The homeowner will roll out with a gun and immediately be killed in a hail of bullets, despite acting entirely within their rights. No ICE agents will face any consequences, and the warrantless raids will continue. That’s what usually happens anyway. The 2nd amendment is a farce; law enforcement can legally kill you for exercising your right to bear arms if they want to.

Why a spoon, cousin?

640 kilochickens ought to be enough for anybody.