I had a sex test done recently. The results were negative.

Maybe it’s because the dinosaur high as fuck.

Right? 2 GB for 64-bit Windows 10? The start button alone probably needs more RAM than that.

Elon learned the hard way that you can’t do politics if you’re unlikeable to literally everyone.

But can a tank “do the AI thing”, as it were?

The doorbell rang at a time of day when I don’t like to open," Mr Helberg told television channel TV2

I feel ya, Mr. Helberg.

Combined with a minimalist Linux distro, a laptop like that should have amazing battery life. Not sure of a specific use, but maybe something where you have to run off battery for long periods of time. Portable server maybe?

He was practicing for the upcoming Star Wars/Expanse crossover.

From da owkwa, stay away!

Have you found a good FOSS alternative to Windows Recall by chance?

/s

I was going to post deep fried Oreos, but I think this takes the cake.

The question deserves this answer.

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Humans were less expensive than watermelons back then.

The ol’ incest triangle.

Ahhh, and here I thought she got ‘1992’ tattooed to commemorate the year that Mae Jemison became the first black woman to go to space.

Genetics is, in fact, a science, and it allows for offspring to grow to be bigger than their parents.

Oh my God that’s evil. Better hope the Microsoft execs don’t see this.

It’s easy, you just have to sign up for Microsoft’s CD burning app for $6.99/month. Make sure to have your credit card, social security number, and birth certificate handy when you setup your account. You just have to watch a short advertisement before burning each CD.

Normally the main rotor’s range of motion is intentionally limited such that this can’t happen, but through a combination of rapid changes in pitch and extreme control inputs, the main rotor can flex enough to contact the tail boom.

What fucking dystopian timeline is this, where a social media company has military ambitions? I was hoping for the Idiocracy version where I can get a handjob at Starbucks.