Byker Grove taught me to never play paintball without eye protection.

I can’t think of a single thing any police and crime commissioner has done other than wank away money, go on the telly saying how important they are, and come up with hare brained ideas like this.

Natural exfoliating agents

MF DOOM, Buckethead, Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds, Deftones

Either I’m whooshed so hard I’m in a new reality or it just simply wasn’t particularly funny

The first Spanish speaker to step foot in the area now known as Peru didn’t happen until 1513, 200 years after this hypothetical arrival date for you.

Do you speak Quecha?

Instant death

Motorhead. Still sounds rad.

Because it’s safer and easier to reverse into a space and drive straight out than it is to drive in and reverse out, potentially into oncoming traffic or pedestrians.

Unless you specifically need access to your boot (trunk) always reverse in.

Episodes where Lisa is 38 = 1

Episodes where Lisa is a child = 767

Because as I said, people with an interest in CSAM tend to escalate in their behaviour. Most don’t jump straight into child pornography but start with less serious things like jailbait and non-sexualised images of children etc. It doesn’t take a huge leap to see the same pathway with images of fictional children.

I’m not suggesting that everyone into this material will go on to abuse children or start to consume actual CSAM but there’s a non-zero amount of actual paedophiles who started their journey with this exact material.

the majority of horny humans would choose a 9(?) Yr old.

Selection bias, it’s a large number of people who are actively seeking out R34 content, we also don’t know if it’s an actual majority because we don’t have a total number, just these top figures.

I’m normally an anti-slippery slope person but there’s a definite escalatory nature to how paedophiles operate, it’s easy to see how images of fictional children can evolve into images of actual children.

Er, that’s not the most worrying thing about someone jerking to Lisa Simpson.

What you need to worry about is the fact she’s 8 years old.

Being angry at a cyclist for not using a cycle lane is like basing angry for a blue badge user not parking in a disabled bay. It’s an extra provision, not a requirement to be used. There’s any number of reasons why it might not be safe to be riding in the cycle lane, the large number of bikes already being there in the clip are a perfect example.

Speak for yourself!

Zug zug

Hearts of Iron III

Shiiiiiiiiiiit

My old dog was super racist. It was hideous to walk in town and she was happy to be there and chill with everyone until we meet one black person and she’d start growling and barking, baring teeth, hackles up, the works. Absolutely mortifying.