Forget about them/betray them.

Wait, does “birds akimbo” mean her boobs were flapping about?

Our new understanding of B1 is allowing us to use carbenes, yes. Also, they proved some old dude right.

The article says that carbenes can be used to make chemical reactions less toxic, but they were too unstable to use until now.

The first of many

Um, an electric rat

Is that backbone I detect?

Fuck Microsoft

To give the Covenant back their bomb.

Goosebumps

Sir, permission to leave the station.

If only Siri could understand what I say

The warrior voice

Jellyfish have a distributed brain, so they’re not exactly mindless?

Now fire ze missiles!!!

What was the outcome!

Obviously

Killed in a car accident. Fuck cars.

The point of gift cards is that you have to spend it on something fun, not bills.

What a happy airplane!