Immediate as in you could start the process immediately vs. waiting weeks or months to have a sleep study done and getting CPAP.

Seeing noticeable results aren’t immediate, but you can absolutely start working on your calorie deficit immediately.

Don’t get me started on music. I used to be able to say “Hey Siri, play this whole album” or “play that song” and it would play the whole album.

What? I literally did this an hour ago in the car.

“Siri, play (artist name)’s latest album.”

*proceeds to play requested album

Am I missing something?

Why should we know this?

MAGA would melt down no matter who they picked because everything maga is doing right now is the opposite of what Jesus would do, and whoever is the pope is going to criticize maga for being terrible humans.

TLDR:

30 cases, $4,000.

She got her money back after making a stink in the media.

Bless your heart.

May 5th was a Monday regardless of time zones, dumbass.

It’s Monday.

Because it’s “Thank God It’s Friday,” not “God Dammit It’s Friday.”

If we need Greenland so bad how is it we’ve been just fine leaving them the fuck alone since forever?

I remember seeing him all over lemmy what seemed like 24/7. Then I remember him talking about maybe leaving the country or something. Hope he’s doing alright.

What happened to that guy?

She has to say “pretty please with a cherry on top” first, then they’ll ask again.

You’re a fruit salad.

Yes.

You’re more likely to regret it if you skip. Once you finish your workout you’ll be glad you did it.

Tesla doesn’t need him to refocus, the damage is done. He fucked it all up trying to impress everyone at 4 chan with his nazi salutes, deal with it chainsaw performance, firing thousands of people nonchalant, etc.

As long as he’s tied to the brand in any way it’s cooked.

We feel like it too.