🍪CRUMBGRABBER🍪
I steal crumbs.
Crumbs.
Also I maintain a secret cache of documents underneath the Alaskan tundra with the help of a diesel generator, some very large goggles and a years supply of smoked frozen herring. 🍪
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Who are the angles? I didn’t vote for them.
There is no hand grenade in the picture, I call bullshit
🍪CRUMBGRABBER🍪@lemm.eeto LinkedinLunatics@sh.itjust.works•Cheaper than student loans!English66·7 days agoThis is the kind of out of the box thinking that the team needs right now. Unfortunately, you’re fired.
100 **** percent, i’m all in!
This is the quality of content that I have come to expect. kudos to you and keep it up.
🍪CRUMBGRABBER🍪@lemm.eeto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Saddam Hussein smoking a jointEnglish7·10 days agoThat’s a picture of Jesus showing one of the spikes in the cross that he was nailed to.
🍪CRUMBGRABBER🍪@lemm.eeto Fediverse@lemmy.world•What is your favorite Fediverse specific creators?English7·11 days agoOnly the crumb grabber is worthy of your attention.
I am thinking a macaroni and cheese theme would fit well. Lets take the yellow and put some cotton balls around them.
🍪CRUMBGRABBER🍪@lemm.eeto Mildly Interesting@lemmy.world•In 2016, over 300 wild reindeer were killed by a single lightning strike on the Hardangervidda plateau in NorwayEnglish201·18 days agoThat’s what they want you to think.
🍪CRUMBGRABBER🍪@lemm.eeto Today I Learned@lemmy.world•TIL the father of supercomputing, Seymour Cray, had a hobby of digging a tunnel under his home.English3·18 days agoProhibition. secret escapes, secret stashes. Moved quick when the need arises
🍪CRUMBGRABBER🍪@lemm.eeto Today I Learned@lemmy.world•TIL the father of supercomputing, Seymour Cray, had a hobby of digging a tunnel under his home.English3·18 days agoIt’s never too late to prepare for the apocalypse.
🍪CRUMBGRABBER🍪@lemm.eeto Technology@lemmy.world•Slate, a customizable EV pickup for $20kEnglish113·18 days agoAfter seeing announcements and headlines like this for over 10 years and just about nothing available for sale I just kind of yawn Now. Good way to raise some venture capital though. does it have AI? let’s do this
" In all of history there has never been a better pope than me" " I’m saving Catholicism from a disastrous policies of all the previous popes." " I am the only one that can solve this".
I don’t think that’s the true ending. I think we can take this even further
🍪CRUMBGRABBER🍪@lemm.eeto Mildly Interesting@lemmy.world•Spider-killing sprays also kill flies, but fly-killing sprays don't kill spiders.English17·19 days agoAs a representative from the spider community, I’m very disappointed in your callous treatment of our very well intentioned community.
🍪CRUMBGRABBER🍪@lemm.eeto Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•Wheeling wheels in a wheelbarrow is weally wonderful.English3·20 days agoThis is a perfect shower thought, I am personally arresting anyone who down votes this further.
Are you just using your hands?
Also doubles as a toilet bowl in a pinch.
Note-to-self make sure to clone yourself and have a barbecue at least once.