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Cake day: July 1st, 2023

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  • How many times do I have to tell you? Those are not extraterrestrials! I know you have problems with object permanence, but isn’t it too much of a coincidence that those aliens arrived at the same time your dogs disappeared, RIGHT AFTER you gave them those E.T. costumes? You’ve been feeding your dogs paper money for a week now! The money you got in your bank account is not “space interest”, it’s your disability check!