Given that person already found a new job, if they plan to keep it for long, the previous company’s record won’t be useful anymore.

Remember to press the power button (!)

I would even say: Big talk > small talk

I do that too!
I also alias ... to cd ../... I’ll be honest, I often forget to do it, but in theory it can speed things up.

Being a cat looks so fucking tiring.

You better enjoy it 'cause it’s not coming back once you turn 26.

So you’re saying I should stop being delusional and just give up already? Gotcha

If I’m choosing at random between 50% and 25%, then I have 50% chance to get 50%. It is random, but I eliminate the weird options.
I do that sometimes.

There is absolutely no way it is 60%. Because you can never have 60% chances of picking anything particular when there are only 4 choices. Knowing this, the answer is either 25% or 50%. Two effective choices, so the answer is C, 50%.

I wish I could suffer that much, for a change.

And an emergency food reserve!

If it wasn’t for Trudeau leaving his seat and then Trump’s tariffs and various threats, the conservatives would have probably won the elections. We can criticize their performance during the last month, but I think most of it wasn’t in their control.
They still made huge gains though. And it’s unknown if they will keep them next elections.

Marry her. Again.

Discordian Trump confirmed. More about disordermaxxing at 12.