That’s definitely true, but I also don’t think she’s fitting a 70" under there

I can only imagine how horrible it is. I’m sorry you’ve had to go through it and I wish there was something I could do to make my county apologize to you for the indignity

I just hate that it takes my pastor the whole day to do the inspection

As an American, the worst customs experiences I’ve had were in the US

It’s hard to tell when, instead of kissing him on the lips, he throws a towel at his face

Hear me out on this, I don’t think that’s enough to be hated

There SHOULD be people who make a lot of money. That should be achievable. The problem is the billionaires and multi-millionaires who prevent that

I think this article shows that it’s even starting to affect the almost-mega-rich

I think it was for some people in Halo 3 lobbies back in the day

I think some people also kept them by their running vacuum

Thank you! I’ve been wanting to get into anime (more than just DBZ), but I’m never sure where to start

“Thun thun thun” are pills

See: Finatticz

In addition to all of the other answers, I’ve heard the phrase “carrot or the stick” significantly more than “and”

I think it’s more like a threat

I agree. It’s weird because in my (completely unqualified) option, that IS what the patient should be told, but their SO should almost be told the opposite

Like it’s a message ONLY for them

I’ve always wondered if there was a term for evolutionary changes that weren’t needed!

My work photo is my brother-in-law and I posing in tuxes at his and my sister’s wedding

Objectively, I look super gay in the photo

I haven’t changed it because I’m waiting for the homophobe to yell at the straight guy for his gay-looking photo

I’m happy for her

I was imagining a top hat and twirling a cane

This is hilarious, but I had a friend when I was really young. He was black and adopted by a white family. He got this joke (or not a joke) all the time and I could see it wear on him

Especially the first one

Or total time it takes to be consumed

This meme was made by the signed-ints-for-ages gang?

The fact that you don’t know makes me concerned for the safety of your next vessel