I have crippling stage fright even with a generous divider. It would be literally impossible for me to pee in this place.

So the snakes that come up from the sewer can escape when the lid is closed.

Cutting off your nose to spite China

My state rejected the state-wide RCV measure in November :⁠-⁠\

Get one with a heated seat and he’ll forgive you even if he doesn’t come around to the butt spray. Heated seats are something I never knew I needed and now that I have it I can never go back. I cringe whenever I’m at a friend’s house and I need to sit on their cold toilet seat.

I invested in a bidet shortly after the pandemic mania. I laugh in the face of toilet paper.

Lightning is one of those things that makes it easy to see why people invented Gods to explain the phenomena.

Sadly, I could see this convincing people desperate enough for cash…

Lol what’s he going to do at Tesla? More false promises of self-driving by the end of the year? Robot butlers that are totally not just being controlled remotely by some guy in a VR suit?

If you’re lucky! Many die young from the prioritization of profit over public safety.