Banana
Smash mouth genie
Built like a linebacker
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You ever heard of a hyperbole?
Banana@sh.itjust.worksto News@lemmy.world•Elon Musk says it's ‘outrageous’ to ‘claim that I’m a Nazi’2·2 days agoI’d be so happy if he pulled a Lowtax
Great ending:
I was tired of my lady
We’d been together too long
Like a worn out recording
Of a favorite songSo while she lay there sleepin’
I read the paper in bed
And in the personal columns
There was this letter I readIf you like piña coladas
And gettin’ caught in the rain
If you’re not into yoga
If you have half a brain
If you like makin’ love at midnight
In the dunes on the cape
Then I’m the love that you’ve looked for
Write to me and escapeI didn’t think about my lady
I know that sounds kinda mean
But me and my old lady
Had fallen into the same old dull routineSo I wrote to the paper
Took out a personal ad
And though I’m nobody’s poet
I thought it wasn’t half badYes, I like piña coladas
And gettin’ caught in the rain
I’m not much into health food
I am into champagne
I’ve got to meet you by tomorrow noon
And cut through all this red tape
At a bar called O’Malley’s
Where we’ll plan our escapeSo I waited with high hopes
And she walked in the place
I knew her smile in an instant
I knew the curve of her faceIt was my own lovely lady
And she said, “Oh, it’s you”
Then we laughed for a moment
And I said, “I never knew”“That you like piña coladas
And gettin’ caught in the rain
And the feel of the ocean
And the taste of champagne
If you like making love at midnight
In the dunes on the cape
You’re the lady I’ve looked for
Come with me and escape”If you like piña coladas
And gettin’ caught in the rain
If you’re not into yoga
If you have half a brain
If you like making love at midnight
In the dunes on the cape
I’m the love that you’ve looked for
Write to me and escapeYes, I like piña coladas
And gettin’ caught in the rain
I’m not much into health food
I am into champagne
I’ve got to meet you by tomorrow noon
And cut through all this red tape
At a bar called O’Malley’s
Banana@sh.itjust.worksto News@lemmy.world•Secret Trump Memo Tells ICE to Break into Homes Without Warrants3·9 days agoYou’d be surprised what a disbursed guerilla force can do. Additionally, that assumes the entire army is still behind him even after he’s stripped so much from veterans.
Banana@sh.itjust.worksto News@lemmy.world•Secret Trump Memo Tells ICE to Break into Homes Without Warrants2·9 days agoI agree with you, I just mean there’s a lot of Americans with guns, that have and are usually prepared to shoot people on their property. Whether they get in trouble? Idk depends if they figure out how to organize in time.
I just hope sometimes
Banana@sh.itjust.worksto News@lemmy.world•Secret Trump Memo Tells ICE to Break into Homes Without Warrants161·9 days agoGee I wonder what Americans tend to do to trespassers.
Spring’s got me SPRUNG
You’re not wrong 👀
Something must be in the water because everyone is fuckin horny this week
Banana@sh.itjust.worksto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Surely the moderators, admins, investors and bots would never interfere in any way5·11 days agoNeither does lemmy?
Banana@sh.itjust.worksto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Surely the moderators, admins, investors and bots would never interfere in any way37·11 days agoThe feminist movement in the 50s/60s started with Tupperware parties because women could finally talk to one another outside their homes.
Nothing is too small of a beginning.
“You mean men are easier to exploit.”
Banana@sh.itjust.worksto RetroGaming@lemmy.world•Here, have some unpleasant knowledge about Mario.English0·1 month agoThe fact that I already knew the answer to this embarrasses me
And this is why I will never stop saying: it was never a culture war; it was always a class war.