I’m just getting started!

Iocaine comes from Australia, and Australia, as everyone knows, is entirely peopled with criminals, so I can clearly not choose the goblet next to you.

Hey, do you know Jenny too?!

Imagine having to think of a new 6-digit number every few seconds!

Sorry. Use Greek brag.

If you’re gonna flex with an ancient Greek quote, at least use Greek letters!

“Special”, as in Ed.

For an onion, I’ve never diced it by making the cuts indicated by number 1, figuring the layers essentially do that for you. Am I doing it wrong?

Absolutely not.

Physicists just write “g”. 😝

Call The Hague!

At least I use bash!

I thought it was very good and very helpful.

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And top of the morning to ye!

He’s 'armless.

That bit of the napkin has a smudge.

How big was the pile of treats required to get all those dogs in one place and stay still and smile long enough to take a photo?

“Heeeeeee-ya!”

Heat level: “fire-extinguisher hot”.