This is why you can’t boil the ocean. Someone somewhere is always looking at it.

Kung Fury

I prefer 5d chess, myself

USA uses ‘tariff’…it hurts itself in its confusion!

Hello type conversion, my old friend

910

I seem to be aging more rapidly than anticipated.

You’re saying I can dodge steam sales?

No Neo, I’m trying to tell you that when you’re ready…you won’t have to.

Core memory unlocked

Oh my god he just ran in

There are lots of people without fingerprints due to the types of work they do

Exactly, like the Men In Black for example.

Hmm yes for a dragon I believe the candles should start unlit.

If you want an EV to make vroom vroom noises make them yourself while you drive like a real man child.

3

World war 3 is supposedly going to end humanity because of how good we are at killing each other now so just to be safe we skipped it and went straight to four.

Having your findings disproven isn’t failing though right? You still added to the body of knowledge because we know more stuff. I’m not a scientist though so I could be wrong. Pseudoscientists add nothing and just do harm though.