Sweet and savory is an amazing combination, I’m also a fan of sweet and salty. I loveeeee me some dark chocolate covered pretzels

The fucking heritage foundation… The American Taliban. A cancer on society if there ever was one.

Pineapple is a legitimate pizza topping lol

My favorite kind of joke! One that inspires an audible groan, or better yet a palm to the forehead lol

I’m just concerned the media landscape is so different now that we don’t have enough people living in the “same reality” to really ensure that. Hope you’re right though. Unfortunately no matter what I think we’re going to have to go through the worst of it before anything can change. :/

This is what has me so depressed. This is a forever thing. They lost there for now, but they’re just going to get better at their manipulation as “they” have globally. Reich wing asshole billionaires have been solidifying control of all major media. It’s only a matter of time when fascism runs most major countries. :(

Calling DOGE a “way of life, like Buddhism,”

Very much so… “Life is suffering.”

Also… A gulf of america hat? Are you fucking kidding me?

What the hell… We didn’t all just start taking drugs just now to have missed the recent shipment they confiscated so where have my drugs been this whole time!? I didn’t get any drugs before! 75% is like 300 million people, I sure as hell would have been one of them!

Yes

You’re right! Idk why my brain deleted the S when I went to write it out, thanks!

Fuuuuuck the flat earthers were correct and the earth looks delicious.

I want some of that sweet sweet magma…

I can’t say I was there to see it, but my coworker isn’t one to make things up from what I’ve seen of him.

\o

Sad high five indeed lol

I never hit snooze. I get up once my alarm goes off.

Probably helps that I sleep like absolute shit and was already tossing and turning anyway lol

“Marisa. Sounds Mexican, she deserves it probably.”

-NRA

To be honest as a wise sage once put it, the problem goes back even further than the Romans:

“In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.”

-Douglas Adams

No he didn’t! As my coworkers landlord pointed out, “obviously this is the fallout from Obama’s terrible presidency.”

…yes… it’s all Obamas fault… Right…of course it is.

I imagine it’s something like this that helps:

:(

In the most literal sense we have representation, but it sure as hell doesn’t seem like it in practice… :(

Annnnnd he did. You called it.

Pathetic boot licker bezos