Because that would be too corny

Yes

“I realise he had ‘I’m gonna kill a bunch of kids’ tattooed on his forehead, but I didn’t realise he was going to use the gun I sold him.”

If there is any true justice in the world he will go completely insane before being eaten alive by spiders.

A combination of the top 3

Oh no! Anyway…

Meh. I like Anya Taylor-Joy in most things but she doesn’t make a convincing action hero. Too skinny and small. She’s supposed to be going hand-to-hand with bulky dudes 2/3 times her size? No.

The dog is what puts me off. Bring back the Snyderverse. This movie looks like absolute twaddle.

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Can I see it?

Yes

As an Xennial I am forever grateful that I reached adulthood before smartphones became completely ubiquitous.

RFK Jr

The T-Rex was celebrating having climbed a 300m sheer wall with only it’s teeny, tiny arms

No Dell below us, above us only Pi

I’m just going to eat hydrogen from now on

Dr. Manhatten got back.

He had tattoos on his body? I keep mine in a drawer in the shed.

As a Tool fan I can tell you that you are correct.

If you can get a job at Facebook then you could easily find employment elsewhere. And no it’s not Game of Thrones, but I would love to see Zuckerberg get the Joffrey treatment.