I’m disturbed that an elevator is running a desktop OS. How did this happen? Did they never hear of microcontrollers?

I love when there are so many rules that my first few randomly-generated passwords are rejected.

Die Bart Die!

Have you considered that

(a) documentaries do not need actors, and

(b) if they did, the last black man earth could star as himself?

Someone called me a cat dad and it sounded so weird to me. I like to think that my cats view me as “big friend”. I’m no father, more of a guardian who wants what’s best for my silly creatures and would die for them if it came down to it, but certainly not a father, no siree.

It was more of a “think about it” kind of comment than an algorithm. Glad you’re thinking about it.

I mean profit = revenue - expenses. I cheekily suggested unsubtracting some expenses, e.g. excessive CEO pay, before computing profit per employee.

If you work for a publicly traded company and wish to become radicalized, you can divide the year’s profits (plus money wasted on stock buybacks) by the number of employees to roughly estimate your personal green circle.

You might even add the CEO’s compensation to the numerator. I hear LLMs are ready for prime time.

The fact she even answered the question is damning, then on top of it, that’s the answer she picked.

It should be noted that “strong typing” and “weak typing” don’t have the same precise definition as static/dynamic typing.

A watched pot always boils?

They must keep their mouths open more than normal frogs just so they can see. Poor creatures.

• Take your age
• Multiply by e^iπ
• Add your age
• Divide by 10
• Take a card, any card
• Add the number of years you’ve been alive
• Hand me the card
• Is this your card?

Man Bun™ was created when a regular rabbit ate a radioactive turd. Now he can anthropomorphize at will, leap tall buildings in a single sproing, be super jacked, and destroy his enemies with Mach-5 poops.

If Data had feelings, he’d be very upset right now.

• Free as a bird, and this bird you cannot change
• Free to do what I want, any old time
• Free ride, take it easy
• Ok I ran out of songs now. Free as in malloc?

One is his name, the other is not

Usually I remember the inflection and number of syllables of the word I want, just not the actual sounds.

I love when my timer goes off and I have no memory of setting it. Which critically important thing am I forgetting now?