I keep all the eggs at the end that’s facing out, where I grab it. Less leverage on the carton.

It’s probably easier to list the clients that don’t have swipe functions

Not just any furniture, no no no, underage furniture

So basically that scene in the princess bride when the Sicilian dude is trying to work out which drink Wesley poisoned

I’m not even exactly sure what I’m looking at, but it looks insanely good. I can practically smell this photo

*Neferkitty

First I’ve heard of it, and I’ve checked lemmy at least four times today

I was in the pool!!

You can have a bite while clenching it tight

I don’t think that’s that weird. Ginger + sour kicks ass. Not much different from a Moscow mule really.

As for me somebody turned me onto salting my watermelon slices. Pretty damn good

Hey! Screw you!

NGL, it never crossed my mind to schedule dog photos, they just sort of happen

Chin up chest out, she’s a soldier

This is what did it for me a decade ago. So many wasted wired earbuds, I was literally buying a new set every 3 or 4 months because all it took was one bad yank to destroy them. I’d wear the cable under my shirt and tuck the slack into my pocket, but the fucker still got caught on… well pretty much everything it seemed like. The countertop, chairs, my hand, somebody else, vegetation, my bike. Sometimes their own momentum was enough to yank them out of my ears when I was skating or something. I still use wired at my PC and with my roku, but if I’m not sitting still then wired are simply too fragile and annoying for me to use. As annoying as a spotty Bluetooth connection can be, a failing wired connection is way worse.

Well I tried running them under my shirt and they still got caught on shit. At least when they’re in my throat I can do a little slurp whenever there’s too much slack. It’s automatic at this point.

Cool factoid bro, gracias

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