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Youse can’t reach your back? I just scratch myself.
There are other things of I can do with my own hands but is somehow better when done by my spouse.
Washing dishes is the first thing that comes to mind. Foot rubs is another. I’m sure ill think of others
I’m over 50.
Get a butt scratcher.
I’m not allowed another wife.
If that’s the best part of marriage, then your spouse can be replaced by a stick.
A flexible stick made of silicone
Scritches with love are infinitely better than scratches from a stick.
