cm0002@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 8 days agoWhat's the dumbest way you've sustained an injury, and what was the injury?message-squaremessage-square62linkfedilinkarrow-up159arrow-down17file-text
arrow-up152arrow-down1message-squareWhat's the dumbest way you've sustained an injury, and what was the injury?cm0002@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 8 days agomessage-square62linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squareNorin@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·8 days agoI was cutting slices out of an apple with a comically large Bowie knife. My roommate said, “Hey, that looks pretty dangerous.” I said, “Nah, bro, it’s perfectly safe.” Somewhere around the middle of that sentence, the knife sliced through the apple and into my palm. He had to drive me to the hospital for stitches.
I was cutting slices out of an apple with a comically large Bowie knife.
My roommate said, “Hey, that looks pretty dangerous.”
I said, “Nah, bro, it’s perfectly safe.”
Somewhere around the middle of that sentence, the knife sliced through the apple and into my palm.
He had to drive me to the hospital for stitches.