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The term is “Vegetative Electron Microscopy,” same as the other articles on this you may have seen.
I don’t need AI to make up bullshit - Electroservo Hypermacrohydraulic. And I didn’t even need to burn down a rainforest to invent it.
I don’t even need to come up with my own BS, when I can just copy some crazy nonsense written by other people. Here’s a sample:
UNDERSTANDING CRYSTAL VIBRATIONAL FREQUENCIES
Every crystal on Earth possesses its own energetic signature, measured in Hertz (Hz) or megahertz (MHz). These frequencies interact with our body’s energy field, creating resonance that can promote healing and balance.
As if sources even matter when traversing this deep in Crazy Town, but there you go anyway.
Oh yeah, that one’s a classic lol