Vicious, a sitcom about two old gay men who are angry as hell at each other but also in love. I made that gif. Font was a fucking mistake.

I don’t. Don’t worry about it. I appreciate it though <3 sorry

No, that’s not what I meant when saying that dammit! You live long and prosper right back as I refund this immediately.

Especially when I am loopy as hell. Sleep eludes me. Pizza eludes me. Joy eludes me. I will shitpost it up as it is the last pillar of hope in the acropolis of my sanity

This is a shitpost, I will do whatever the fuck I please

I can’t trust myself, dude. I made a Kofi ages ago and put it in my profile. Almost had a stroke

Edit: This was not a prompt to send me money. I will just refund it. As much as I want pizza, I don’t want it to be at the cost of someone else. Go send it to a food bank or something. They need it. I’m just some useless loser and don’t deserve the consideration at all.

Ima go take a nap. Sorry for the mood kill.

Of course I do but neither of those monstrosities qualify

I will kill you

Not that I’m aware of but then I’m just the meme guy

Sir… Detroit style is the only pizza I eat…

Come on. Leave her. I give way better head, I promise

Not a singular clue. Woman is clearly a psychopath. Divorce her and marry me so we can pizza together everynight. But first, as a token of our love, pizza now?

And this is why I have an ice maker

If only my many, many, many layers of anxiety and paranoia and trauma stemming from past relationships/experiences would allow for that…

Alas I dream of the 'za. I weep for the 'za. I sob for the 'za. I shan’t have the 'za. 'za too expensive.

C’est la vie

I had the same issue but many a moons ago I was watching Sassy Gay Friend and they were advertising this new thing. So new that they couldnt’ afford real advertisements. Mio. Now, Mio has gotten shit since but the liquid flavor enhancer stuff I SWEAR BY. I always have it in my water and I go through a lot more water due to it.

Is that healthy? No fuckin’ clue but I drink way more water now so it’s a trade off. Literally been years of using this shit. My god over a decade. I’m old as fuck.

And no not an advertisement for Mio because I am not getting paid. I wish I was getting paid so I could afford their competitors. Honestly I like the Great Value ones personally but Crystal Light is nice too. Their pomegranate one is tasty

Alternatively

I am 33. I have been holding tight for years and my grip is rapidly slipping. I am getting literally nothing done in my life and the self-hatred I feel is fucking insane.

Yeah… basically every Trek show has a really rough start with the exception of Lower Decks and Strange New Worlds. Groundbreaking.

Hell yeah on the ringtones! Every notification tone on my phone comes from Trek in some fashion. The Voyager theme song is my ringtone <3 Discovery and Voyager constantly flip back and forth between who is my favorite.

Also Janeway did nothing wrong with Tuvix, I will die defending my queen

I’m so happy that you guys have found a new joy for you two to share together that has brought so many others the same joy. I hope your journey is long and fruitful, my friend <3

Personally I’m not taking adderall to work because I can’t get meds because I cannot afford the $400 I need to get a diagnosis because every doctor I’ve ever had has said “You have ADHD but I can’t help you because I’m not a specialist”.

As for the sleep schedule?

I have slept 4 hours in 3 days.

I can taste time and it is bitter.

Edit: 5 doctors in 3 years have told me they can’t help me because they’re not specialists despite me being referred to them for the ADHD. Just checked my records. I am going to start chewing a hole through a fucking desk.