“Y’all”

I will die on the hill that it’s more efficient and neutral than the alternatives.

There was a guy I knew in college who insisted everyone call him “South.”

“Put some South in yo mouth!” was his constant catchphrase.

“proscribed organisation” was a giveaway for me. It just sounded like a British legal term that nobody would use here in the US.

You can fit 74 Germanys inside a Texas roundabout. The European mind cannot comprehend this.

Crazy how this meme is supposedly almost a decade old and this is the first time I’ve ever seen it.

That’s true. It hasn’t mattered for me, as I have never removed any from the lights I blocked with it. I would assume the purpose made stickers would be better about residue if they need to be removed.

It probably helps that they are targeting decent, normal working immigrants, who are unlikely to be armed.

If they were actually going after armed gang members, they probably would be getting shot. But as we can tell by the fact they are hiding their faces, they are chicken shit losers cosplaying as tough guys targeting defenseless people because it’s easier.

He didn’t want you listening to her music. But I bet he would have appreciated you putting a poster of her over your bed.

I guess I’m going to live in a beekeeper suit treated with permethrin.

Blue tack is very handy stuff. But you know, they make blackout stickers for exactly this application. They look a lot nicer. Though personally, I just cut little pieces of black electrical tape.

“Blue jeans on a white t-shirt, she’s killin’ me in that miniskirt.”

Hackers.

The only reason we bought it was because my dad’s cousin was an extra in one of the classroom scenes. As a result I watched more times than I could count, and love cyberpunk stuff.

That cow better be named Lucky.

Terrible drill bit. Mediocre taffy puller. Adequate paint mixer.

That’s the holy sea.

I don’t even think “owning the libs” is the primary goal for them. The republicans and libertarians despise public institutions. They want everything to be privatized. They cannot stand that an oligarch is not profiting from the service the USPS provides.

They are constantly trying to undermine the USPS to make it struggle so they can point and say, "Look! Look! See! Government services are bad! We must cut this wasteful spending and outsource mail delivery to Amazon Mail™ "

I think he’s chatGPT?

Next bill up for vote: Cutting off hands of shoplifters, and cutting children in half for parents fighting a custody battle.

Yep. Woman I dated in college. After we broke up she found out my class schedule and signed up for the same electives.

The only way I finally got her to leave me alone was to introduce her to the man she’s now been married to for 15 years.

I’m pretty sure I read the other day that it’s the original founders of Digg (Kevin Rose) who bought back the corpse and are leading this with VC funding.

https://techcrunch.com/2025/03/05/kevin-rose-and-alexis-ohanian-acquire-digg/