BananaPeal
Older millennial nerd.
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BananaPeal@sh.itjust.worksto Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•Inserting "Anal" infront of RV & trailer model names at the RV park makes some interesting combinations.English11·6 days agoWorks with vehicle models too.
- Anal Wrangler
- Anal Charger
- Anal Windstar
- Anal Ram
- Anal Voyager
- Anal Explorer
You forgot the pre-1700s picture where all of the US is red.
BananaPeal@sh.itjust.worksto Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•What's your favourite meat that isn't chicken, beef, pork, or lamb?English4·15 days agoVenison, lobster, scallops, crab, and shrampies!
In my best Arnold impersonation: “You named your cat Julius!”
BananaPeal@sh.itjust.workstoToday I learned@lemmy.ml•Today I learned that the "KNIGHTS" scene from Shrek 2, the scene parodying the 'COPS' TV show, was based off of the car chase with OJ Simpson in 1994, where he fled the scene in a white Ford Bronco.English2·1 month agoI envy anyone who can hear the words “white bronco” and not immediately think of OJ Simpson.
BananaPeal@sh.itjust.worksto Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•What game changing item*s can you buy for $100 or less?English2·1 month agoI see what you did there.
BananaPeal@sh.itjust.worksto Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•What game changing item*s can you buy for $100 or less?English4·1 month agoI have house Crocs, does that count?
I have one of those. Banging on crap at 11pm, revving his Harley at 5am, has a rooster. Fun times.
BananaPeal@sh.itjust.worksto Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•Thousands of years ago, when tools were very primitive, it was probably common to have a favorite rock.English6·1 month agoMy favorite rock has a first name, it’s H-O-M-E-R. My favorite rock has a second name, it’s H-O-M-E-R.
BananaPeal@sh.itjust.worksto Funny@sh.itjust.works•After this guy you should see Barbara mix cementEnglish9·1 month agoGrowing up is overrated. This is gold.
BananaPeal@sh.itjust.worksto Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•1955 was as old in 1990 as 1990 is in 2025.English3·2 months agoThe release of “1985” by Bowling for Soup was closer to actual 1985 than we are to its release.
We are those who join forces and we also burn crosses.
I prefer to hang out with my wang out.
“I hope you like lobster because I want to make you my Maine girl.”
Something about VerMOUNT.
“I’m glad I have a boat because I’m about to take you to rode Island.”
"Hi, I’m from Michigan. holds up hand and points to it with the other To be precise, here. I’d like to offer you a seat. To be precise, here. points to face.
“Girl, are you from the Midwest, because I love your cans, ass. (Kansas)”
At a meetup for technicians: “Are we in the Lonestar state because all I see is an amazing tech’s ass. (Texas)”
“Do you have a sister named Elsa because that would make you Anna. I’m on a trip around the country and my next stop is Mount Anna.”
“I’d love to get you in a threesome, but I’m not sure about my inuit girlfriend, so Alaska. (I’ll ask her)”